why is this motherfucker such a motherfucker



omg so i found out that apparently my ex always tries to call me but i dont pick up. i never got those phone calls.. its cuz i blocked his number and i just remembered LMFAO thats actually really funny



IM SO FUCKING BAD AT LYING THIS IS WHY I DONT LIE TO PEOPLE



Why do colleges have professors who can barely speak english? Like bruh. I know youre smart and all but whenever you speak im like NIGGA TF U SAYING. HOW CAN I LEARN IF IDK WAT UR SAYING. ENGLISH MAN ENGLISH.



I never thought I’d say this

but i kinda miss high school



i wanna get turnt but i have no friends to do it with LOl



holy shit i think my dog is possessed



i just realized im fucking weird LOL



MY 18th BIRTHDAY IS IN 10 DAYS

HOW SHOULD I CELEBRATE????

NEED IDEAS PLZ



FUCK ME

I HATE ALL THIS WORK FROM COLLEGE



Anonymous asked:
oh lmao why do u hate him so much??

cuz hes a fuck and ruined my life




Anonymous asked:
what is your ex doing to you omg call the police!

he’s existing duh.

DAMN IM HORRIBLE.

he’s not doing anything i just hate him A LOT.




Dear ex,

YOUR PRESENCE RUINS MY LIFE AND THE SIGHT OF YOU PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH.



So my hair actually doesnt look that bad. IM HAPPY :D

thats so cool what the fuck.